February 2012
176 posts
Kate and I just ate a whole bag of Reese’s that was clearly intended for consumption by a significantly larger number of people.
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“Believe it or not, this is a catheter”
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dynastycrisis asked: YES you are the first person to ever know that on their own
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molecularformula:
how much for a single piece of paper
Baby if freckles were currency I would buy you all the sheets of paper you would ever need.
Can we talk about how my dad always mutters things to himself while making his breakfast such as:
“Eggs”
“Don’t forget to write”
“I can’t even believe”
“Where did all the time…”
“Meow”
Can we talk about Mogwai
Sending yourself an email, forgetting about it, then getting really excited 10 seconds later when it says you have a new email.
I got my first college acceptance letter but it’s from my last choice, Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. Is this an omen?
Someone come sit on my face so I don’t have to do this calculus nonsense
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Police: Anything you say and do can be held against you
Me: Nathalie Portman, please.
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For the first time in my life, my rich aunt did not send me a birthday present. What EVEN IS THIS SHIT
past-time:
There are three things in atoms Protons Neutrons Croutons
Futons
You can’t spell Kristi Demar without Admire Skirt
You can’t spell Bradley Silling without Really Big Penis
Ok fine I made that one up
You can’t spell Amanda Krasulik without Dark Anal Umiak
You can’t spell Daniel Barnhouse without Bonehead Urinals
You can’t spell Elena Saavedra Buckley without Valuable Yack Serenade